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BoosterConcept: Druggie TankerBooster by ~RakiCrossburn
Name: Booster
Sex: Male
Personality: Booster is an odd fellow. When silent, he moves his body in bizarre manners as though he receives a painless electric shock every few minutes. Yet, he appears to be unaware of his oddities. Augmenting his creepiness factor is his tendency to invade others' personal space, preferring to interact with someone real close. Fortunately, he dislikes physical contact and will gently slap away the molesting hand.
His introductory statements are often so fast and erratic, he finishes 3 average-length sentences before the other party gets around to respond. Other times, it can be normal,
OSCE Haiku - Painful Red EyeSudden bloodshot eyeOSCE Haiku - Painful Red Eye by ~RakiCrossburn
Shiny halo in the sky
Oh, the pain, the pain...
OSCE Parody - A Patient with Eye SwellingBurning like a woman in loveOSCE Parody - A Patient with Eye Swelling by ~RakiCrossburn
Ballooning like a Jigglypuff
Oh, am I making you cry?
Don't worry, I'ma taking your eye.
Just who am I?
You're asking just who am I?
Just who am I-I-I?
He's asking just who am I?
To think last week you were fine
Now it feels like there's a porcupine
In your eye, it just won't sleep.
You can't even be a locker room peep.
Just who am I?
You're asking just who am I?
Just who am I-I-I?
He's asking just who am I?
You keep pushing your eye like it's come out
But then it hurts so much you curse out loud.
Just stop it with the whining and go to a clinic
It's not like what you're doing will get rid of me
OSCE Poetry - A Man With Chronic DysphagiaFive moons have passed since my last decent mealOSCE Poetry - A Man With Chronic Dysphagia by ~RakiCrossburn
When I could go to a buffet and eat my fill
Then came that day when the chicken reluctantly went down
But I was a fool and ignored it until I lost ten pounds.
Eventually more food got stuck at the tip of the funnel
Thankfully though, I could still enjoy Jack Daniels
Sometimes I drink too much and can't remember what happened
Such as how I hit my neck till it was swollen.
It was really my wife who made me face the demon
She got tired of serving broth everyday for no good reason
Snatching my cigarette and blocking the TV
She insisted I go find out what was wrong with me.
The doctor, w
Screwed 
Sta.sh
